搞笑中国式英语集锦
1．wetwo who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then
say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son
can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞
11．American
Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you
face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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ading play , go and see
one road with windd
wait wait...
Are you serious?
No,I m kidding
I ll show you some color!
Birthday happy!!
eight seven four!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
YOU LOVE I?
as stong as a cow
I m in China--王志郅在美国对观众说的
down half body consider
up half body write
---下半身思考
Good good study, day day up.
I‘m a scamp,I‘m afraid of whom
no three no four
We are brothers，who and who
You are who??
I brother
you are black new new
root you duck dead knock~~~~~~
people moutain people sea
horse horse tiger tiger
old three old four......
one word is out, four horses cannot chase...
save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower
riding a donkey re 沙发！！
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